How To Get Laid.

‘Lift me like an olive branch, be my homework done.‘ – Dance Me To The End Of Love. I have had an exceptional day. A great day. A good day. I woke early, of course. Can’t not. And made myself a simple breakfast before heading out and in to the day. The only thing I’d … Continue reading

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Infidelity & Medical Certificates:

While at the GP I decided an STD check may be something worthwhile, in addition to the challenge of trying to shit in to a specimen jar.

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